Hey Loser Fags

What’s up, Dweebs? Enjoying your miserable little lives on a Friday night? Probably not.

My day nearly fucking sucked. I didn’t have class today so I stayed over my brothers house and watched my niece. She’s sooooo cute. I’m not really the babysitting type but I totally will for her because she looks like me and I know she’s going to be like my twin. But uggh when my brother was at work she was hella fuckin colic-y. I love the girl, but I hate crying babies it gives me a fuckin headache and it reminds me how I never want to have children until I’m like .. 40.

Newayz .. so my day nearly sucked cuz when my brother got home, my friend Tiffany was all like “Let’s go look for some shoes” cause she wanted some strappy ones to wear our tonight and OMG! On the way to meet her my rear tire practically exploded 🙁 Luckily this happened right down the street from a Tire shop so I made it there. When I went in there the guy managing it was pretty hot .. he was really skinny but his face looked good. I dunno super skinny guys are like a deal breaker, I like big muscle men. Depending on this guy’s wallet I may have fucked him though because he didn’t seem like a complete beta wimp dork. Anyway he was kinda annoying cause he kept asking me all these questions about cars like the engine size, tire types “OFMG do I look like some chick who studies car magazines or something? I don’t fucking know!”

Moving on .. I updated my site, changed around the look, and you assclowns had better love it. Click around and enjoy your miserable selves.

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I will be on Niteflirt for the remainder of the night since I’m back home with the ‘rents now. CALL ME!