Happy Holidays!

Happy Holidays! I hope you all had a great Christmas. I spent the last week with my friends. We stayed in and made these wine mixes I love made of Sangria and this orange juice jubilee that are soooo freaking good. I drank way more than I should have which my friends’ enjoy more than I do cuz they love my drunken rants and sillyness. I always have a lot to say about everything and tend to over exaggerate … I don’t find that too different from me being sober 😀 Anywayyyy I may or may not be drunk on a glass right noooow.

So yeah we drank and we watched a few movies. The first was Don’t Breathe which I see a lot of people talking about online but I freaking HATED so fucking stupid. So much wtf? I wanted everyone in that fucking film to die, then I wanted the film to die, be burned,  buried 6 feet under, covered in cement never to be seen or heard from again. What a grand fucking waste of time! Ugggh I can’t eveeen. Anywaay, we also watched the extended version of Suicide Squad which I actually liked a lot despite hearing a lot of people saying it was bad. I never got the chance to see it when it was in theatre cuz I kept putting it off until it wasn’t showing anymore lol. But I heard it was choppy af in the movie release so maybe extended made more sense. I though Harley Quinn was amazing. Margot Robbie is aryan perfection. I just love her, I would eat ha bogan pussy lol. I also liked Diablo, Croc and Deadshot. Diablo and Deadshot were sexy as fuck like I wouldn’t mind seeing their faces buried in my ass. That normal guy whose name is not worth knowing was dumb and annoying af. Capt Boomerang was useless. Everyone else was aight. Oh except Joker. I really like Jared Leto but his Joker was some dumb shit. Like I liked Heath Ledger’s Joker and thought he was coo and believable in the role, but this joker was an actor acting. He just didn’t make sense. Neither did his relationship with Harley cuz I know that while she’s his ride or die bitch, he’s not in looooove with her as the movie made it out to seem, so it was kinda weird the scenes with him trying to bust her out and win back the love of his life, but whateverrr. I liked it overall and would watch it again.

My friend Taylor got a key to Friday the 13th video game beta so we played that a bit. I meaaan it was scary at first, but it got repetitive quick. I think it can get better with time but fuck I was kinda disappointed cuz it was so boring with a lot of down time as counselor. I was Jason a couple of times and sucked ass. I am not hunter minded whatsoever lol. I can’t track worth a damn. Yeah so something you may not know about me is that I’m really into playing horror games on my down time. I think being immersed in creepy environments is fun as hell. Hmm The Park, Emily Wants to Play, DreadOut, Outlast. All so great imo.

Anyway, NYE is coming up and I doubt I will go out this year cuz my tummy pain is starting to flare up again off and on. I just wanna be in keeping warm and relaxing in my pajamas, and that’s ok with me because I know I have you minions to keep me entertained. Get drunk, get drugged up and call me to bust your holiday nut lol. I will be available on NF all weekend.

When I get the down time I’m going to try to record and put out a couple of new mp3s and assignments for the New Year. Which reminds me, if you have any ideas for mp3s you’d like to record send me a message on NF and tell me what you want to hear. I will record them and release them to the goodie store ASAP.

 

The Sad, Unfortunate Wives of Fags Club

I had some fun calls this week, 2 stood out the most. One was a small dick cock face I’ll call DD who has the unusual situation of being married to a beautiful wife he doesn’t deserve because of his pathetic teenie tiny little shriveled up penis. This loser has been holding the poor woman captive for 11 years forcing his little shrimp dick on her and depriving her of the real long dong she deserves in her life because sadly she insists on being a faithful wife to him .. or so she says. I honestly can’t believe it, not when she’s fucked other men longer and bigger in her past. How can anyone look past that and not miss it? There’s no way this little 4 inch peepee is getting her off the way she wants, I’m convinced she is cheating and really I’m scheming up ways to make sure she does, putting her in positions where she can’t help but resist large dick and telling her little fag husband to fuck off. This is a work in progress let’s see how it turns out!

The second is my sissy cheerleader fag jason who I have been talking to for a long time. I enjoy his enthusiasm for being a cheer captain, making the team and performing for dick. This slut will take a big manly dick anyway you give it to her and has been training to be fucked with or without lube and being happy about it either way! He cracked me the fuck up telling me about how he had to cheer for his favorite football team this past Sunday with his little cheer skirt pulled up, being fucked by a large cock and waving his little pom poms in the air! Lol! The sad AND funny thing is this whore is also actually married to a beautiful wife who has no idea how many cock this faggot has taken down his throat and up his ass. To remind him of what a failure he is he is forced to look at pictures of her while he sucks that dick and gets it rammed up his ass and also has to cheer her name. So fucking pathetic but hilarious. These poor, poor wives.

Lastly, a bonus video of BRENDAN SCAHILL getting fucked in the ass by a big black dick. Sigh, so many faggots everywhere!

http://imahotbitch.com/images/IMG_3279.wmv