Hey all skidsmarks, cum dumps and turd gobblins. Have you all missed me updating my blog? I know you faggos have been dying to know what’s been going on in my life, what new sissy assignments I’ve come up with lately and crazy adventures I’ve encountered.
Well, I have seriously been laughing my ass off at my sissy fag loser, Dave and his fat bitch wife and all the fucked up shit I make these losers get themselves into. Because they’re both so worthless and retarded that they can’t function on their own they’ve taken to real life masters (as well as yours truly) and together we we come up with deviant plans make these fuck ups do the most humiliating assignments and tasks for our amusement. This sucker wimp fag, Dave, has been forced to stand outside in the snow late at night the past few days wearing nothing but his frilly girly panties and a little jacket freezing his tiny balls off while his fat slut piggy wife stays inside with her two dick masters humiliating herself by going ass to ass with other fatties, fucking with food and getting her utters milked. Of course Dave gets the luxury of watching through the window with his panties stuffed with snow. Like a lonely kid standing on one side of the fence watching the other kids play on the opposite side. LMAO. OMFG.
These losers have a never ending story. Dave has been providing me huge laughs for like 2 years now. Keep it up, Twinkleballs!