Sup nerds? This post is going to be filled with attention whores who want the world to know what slutty losers they are with proof of them caught in the act lol :DD But first let’s talk about me. Today is hella rainy outside so I was in a sit around in the dark and chill kinda mood. I lit a few vanilla coconut scented candles and laxed around in my Miss Kitty panties, chiefin DaWanna and listening to a rock station on Pandora. It plays mostly grunge from the 90s, right now its a live version of Black by Pearl Jam which obviously is a bop. My brother is a total rock head, he loves almost all of it, so when I was a kid he was always playing it, and rap. I got to experience a bit of that culture of the generation before. I’m really into Nirvana and Stone Temple Pilots.
So the bae dropped by today, “bae” being Darius who is a 6’2 hard body, half black half Cherokee, caramel swirl skin, curly hair and light eyes delicious ..from certain angles he and Dietrich Riley look similar. Oh and because I know you thirsty hoes will ask you… a perfect 9’dick that I can’t seem to stay off of lol. We met about a month ago at the park i go jogging at and he was running with his dog. He stopped by while on his lunch break we made out and fucked around abit.
So the first hoe I wanna talk about is Anthony who is a self sucking jizz fag who has been wanting to be outed for his desperate-to-be-homo ways. Anthony makes me laugh because he is the most convenient sissy wrapped into one little fruit fly package since I don’t have to tell him to go out and find dick, I can immediately make him suck his own AND force him to swallow his own splooge lol! Since Anthony is so desperate to be outed and loves sucking dick so much, I figured I’d have a bit of fun, so I made a track in the middle of one of our recent Niteflirt phone sessions. This fool does all the work sucking himself off while I relax, eat candy, get high and humiliate this bitch for being the perverted little knob gobbler that he is. Buy the full copy of our humiliation session from my Goodie Store.
I also recorded a new sissy psychiatrist mp3 inspired by bimbo bitch turd skank Caitlynn for when she needs reinforcements of her status as a black dick bimbo. I don’t understand why such an advanced groady skank like Caitlynn has times a delusion when she figures she can cut the shit and live a straight life as a man lol. Like bitch .. for years you’ve own lingerie, sucked countless amounts of dick, eaten assholes, swallowed gallons of splooge, you’ve put it all out on the internet … there’s so much evidence and so many people … like how can you possible turn around from all of that and be a real man? lol You can’t Tinkerballs, you brain dead lame lard.
Rich the Bitch has been giving me updates on getting his ass kicked, wearing little girl clothing and sucking black dick. He’s nothing more than a clown in his household, meant to be whipped around for amusement lol. Now the bitch is wearing Disney panties and making porno on the daily lol. What a spineless wimpy fool!
What’s going on fag faces? I just got home from having lunch with my baby gooorrrl Kae Kae. We went to this gourmet burger joint that has the best fucking hamburgers in the world. Authentic ingredients, freshly made, all that shit. I like the .. i think its 1/4 lb? with cheese, no mustard and a large cherry limeade. OMG their limeades are the best in the world too. I feel like such a fat ass but no regrets. Worth it. Speaking of fat ass I’m really disappointed in myself that I started doing Zumba last month and had commited to it for 3 weeks, but then I got my period and was against bleeding and sweating at the saaaammme time so I stopped then became a lazy fuck. I swear to gawd I’m going to start again this week, even though I’ve been saying that the past 3 weeks, but whatever FOR REAL THIS TIME!!!! I wanna be really fit and toned for summer obviously.
Ok so moving on … I joined Tinder a few weeks ago right? I found this dude on there that I had been dating a year ago named Nick and I have to admit I’m fucking sprung on this guy. The dick was soooooooooooooo goooooooood. He could go forever and I’d cum soo many times with him cuz we’d just fuck for hours, but then we got in a fight and split up. So yaeh almost a full year later he pops up on Tinder and I’m kinda happy because I want the dick like seriiiouuusssly I need him to fuck me good like he always did but I don’t knooooow. Something suspicious is going on with him. He seems to be depressed or something so I don’t even know, he seems to have no self esteem or enthusiasm anymore so that suuuckkkss 🙁 I’m sad. But then I also got liked up with this dude named Tyler who I met the summer after senior year of high school who is really hot, but a yuppie ass white boy Patrick Bateman type. 6’2, fit, good hair, chiseled jaw, “classy”, wears suits all the time, rich and shit. We’ve fucked before and it was aight. I mean the dick was BIG abuot 8.5 but the sex wasn’t that great cuz he just porn star pounded me and I was over it and didn’t answer his phone calls anymore. So he’s all like “Why did we become a one night stand? Why don’t you fuck me again blah blah blah” and I’m like hmm ok maybe because its been a few years and maybe he done stepped up his fuck game like I don’t even know … So I got his number and he was wanting to get together and fuck this weekend but I dunno like I just felt like sitting around in warm pjs, sipping on wine and watching movies all weekend lol. But yeah I’ll maybe call him up next weekend and see what’s up. I have an inbox full of other dudes who are straight up about wanting to fuck but I’m not into it … they’re mostly all losers, corny af with noooooooo game whatsoever, lame ass whities. There was this one dude I was kinda feeling who is half black, tall, super muscular, HOT, actually kinda smart .. but he’s freaking overseas in the damn military and won’t be home for another 2 months. Bloop. FML. The dick wheel spins round and round.
So anyway yeah I was staying home this weekend, just chilling and of COURSE was on NF all weekend .. and let me just say I FUCKING LOVE MY JOB and I love you freak fuckers who call giving me all your money while entertaining me at the same time. Last night I was sooooooo busy talking to faggots nonstop that I swear at like 8am I was exhausted and just passed the fuck out lol. My favorite lame ass with this faggot bitch named Rich who called me like 5x to tell me bout the most redneck shit I’ve ever heard in my life. He said his wife Sara went out of town and left him home alone with his 19 year old step daughter Gina who had her friends Julie and Darrell. And I think he said he confronted her that she needed to do chores, eat dinner, something I forget but the most important thing is that Gina refused and told Rich to go fuck himself. He tried to talk back so this fucking teenage girl stood up, pushed his asss down and started kicking him in the stomach and in the head lol. The bitch passed out and when he woke up he was all dizzy and had a bruised face and noticed the kids still in the room with him. They were like oh look the bitch woke up! And started laughing at him teasing him for being a wimp, a little bitch, a faggot and told him that he belonged in in panties and a skirt which they told him he needed to dress in or else they would beat his little bitch ass again lol! I asked him what he did then and he was like “Well I did what they said! I didn’t want them to beat me up! They would punch me in the face and that shit hurts” lol like what kind of a grown man little shit can’t take on 2 fucking teenage girls and is fucking afraid of them?! So his dumb ass put on the sissy clothes and when they forced him to take off his pants and change into panties they saw that not only was he a weak little bitch … he had a fucking clit dick too! And he showed me this fucker and I was really confused at first like WTF did you send me a picture of your belly button? But it turned out it was actually his little nub of a penis lmaooo!! Nasty ass tic tac looking shit. Anyway, after laughing their asses off and forcing him into sissy clothes they told him he didn’t even had a dick, he had a clit therefore he needed to act like a girl and suck some dick .. they made this little bitch get on his knees and suck on Darrell’s fat black dick .. which he did happily and even swallowed his cum if it meant he didn’t get his ass beat again lmao. After sucking Darrell’s dick they made him get up and do the laundry, fold clothes, wash dishes and basically take care of all of the chores like the sissy maid bitch that he is. OMG I could keeep going on forever about all of the shit we talked about for nearly 3 hours, but I need a nap and promised my nephew I’d watch Christine with him first so toodles fuckers. CALL ME!
Evidence that dich is a tiny dick bitch who sucks cock
Wassup losers and skanks! Good to see ya diarrhea 😀 So first and foremost thank all of you who have read my last blog post and showed compassion and helping your princess begin working out her recovery. I appreciated all the calls, tributes, goodies purchased, and GFM donations. I appreciate having so many good subbies that I can rely on <3
Anyways, I’ve had so many great calls the past couple of months. One I MUST share with you guys is a new sissy black dick faggot named Sissy BB aka BRENDAN SCAHILL. This slut is one of the biggest faggots I’ve come across, so desperate for big dick and attention. This slut actually gets around too! Dressing in little frilly panties, bras and stockings spreading for all the random dick she can find to fill up her faggy bussy with meat and cum. The funny thing is she actually wants to be caught! She wants everyone to know what a faggot cock smuggling bitch she is. Well here she is! Enjoy this shit, clowns.
This little bitch loser, Roy has been calling my faggot line on Niteflirt for about a year now. He’s a dorky money pig who is not good for a gatdamn thing but his wallet. Why you wonder? Because he’s fucking shrew ass dweeb shrimp dick with not one iota of personality. This rodent calls to talk to me several times a day for about an hour at a time while playing $2.67 per minute and I still charge his dumb ass $$$hundreds in tax$$$$ ontop of it. I deserve it, he wants me to pretend I am his girlfriend and wanna fuck him lol. Most of the time he makes me wanna vomit tbh and I tell him that to his raggedy face. This thot don’t mind he just pays me whatever money I ask to say that shit lol.He’s gotten to the point where he’s handing over his paychecks to support his addiction to me lmao.
So like 2 weeks ago he went retarded and trying to stop paying me as much and get me to talk to him for free like lmao go fuck yourself. So I tell “nah bruh” and I block his ass because fuck him. It was only a matter of time before he came crawling back and 3 days later like clockwork this little snake came slithering out of his hole. I made him tribute me $300 just to even speak to him basically for wasting my time with dumb retard shit a few days before … and for being a shit stain in general. I laughed, he nutted in his panties. The next day this LOSER had the AUDACITY to call me like he is some sort of boss and confront me about my business practices like “You are such a bitch! You took all my money its not fair! You cunt fuck you blah blah blah wah wah” I just hung up on his dumbass like lol??? OMG I laughed my ass off sooo hard. This broke ass bitch was mad as haaaaaaalllleeee meanwhile I’m just smoking a j and watching Jane the Virgin with my boyfriend on Netflix. Lmaaaooo. Seethe bitch seeethe rofllll. I’m counting your $$$$ right now. You’ll be back in 3 days too ready to hand over more, you just gotta get paid first lmao.
So anywaaayyyss … for all you other cocksuckers I have some new mp3s in my goodie store for you to buy …
CAUGHT YOU, HO! I’ve seen you sneaking into the gloryhole lately and I know you’re a faggot. Now I’m going to humiliate you for it! You will be totally mindfucked as I playfully tease you with my hot young girlie voice, then give you a bitch slap of humiliation when I lash out at you in my serious voice. You won’t be able to resist nutting in those pannies fairy boi. 14 minutes.
Sup, fags? Have you all missed me? Of course you have, none of you halfwits can function without me. You need me to make your life right, interesting. You need me to fulfill you and give you purpose 😀 I have to say that (without you :D) I had a great summer filled with drugs, alcohol, partying, traveling, swimming, being hot and fucking big dick. 😀 But fall is upon us and its time to get back to doing what I do best .. fuck up some loser fags 😀
OMG speaking of, I’ve been holding on to this for a little while now. You all know that desperately faggy slut, Caitlyn. I talked to this drunk whore a couple months ago and she showed me her tumblr, completely dedicated to real, butch black men fucking little white homo bitches like him, and just black dick period. The thirst was real I was actually quite impressed. I’ve seen some black dick sluts before, but never someone who is as hopelessly braindead on dick like this cum dump. Like I’m completely, and totally convinced that every thing she tells me is truth because she obviously cannot focus on anything else in her pathetic miserable little life. Black dick is the only thing that her pathetic existence revolves around, and I bet if someone tried take it away she’d have no choice but to kill herself, what purpose would there be to go on in life? :DDDD
Well luckily, the bitch doesn’t have to die, thanks to me and her wifey she’ll never run out of black dick being rammed up inside her chubby little fuck hole. Seriously, check out this pic she posted on her tumblr.
LOL you know black dudes love fucking her because its the closest thing to fucking a chick. Just flip her over doggy and let her handle that clit dick, while they ram her from behing and watch her thick white ass jiggle every time they blow her in deep. I know she moans like a little faggot too lol, hitting all of the high notes.
Here’s a recorded conversation from the last time I talked to this cum stain, explaining why she makes a useless dude and deserves black dick shoved up her ass.
Hey there perverts! Hope you had a great 4th of July weekend as mine was quite awesome. I had bbq with my family with burgers, hot dogs and steak. I swear to gawd I ate about 5 cheeseburgers which sounds hella gluttonous but I give no fucks because grilled cheeseburgers are my favorite. I did some minor fireworks with the kids but I wasn’t really in the mood to pop any or watch this year. I also did a bit of shopping for shorts and new organic beauty products to try 😀 I still haven’t had the little spa day I wanted because I just haven’t had the time. I have been spending alot of time with my new Papi and you losers 😀
So let’s get right into that. Just as I expected, all of you minions responded quite positively to my Weed Post and rushed to contribute to my mission through calls, tributes, and goodie purchases on Niteflirt and I have to say you all made your Superior Princess quite proud with your efforts 😀 New and old subs alike, you all followed suit in rushing to me for guidance, counseling and life management 😉 my phone rang so much I could hardly catch a breath :DDD Annnnnd like I said I would, I happily got my lil toke on as I used and abused you lost sheep for hours on end. You know, you dorks do the funniest and most fucked up shit for the sake of a nut and the jollies of hot girl lmao. That’s why I love being me 😀 I get paid just to sit back and watch the show 😀 Just as a princess should!
I got several new converts this weekend who were so excited to serve me and I have to say each and every one was fun as hell. Like I laughed until I was sick and counted $$$ to heal myself. Ryan is a Humiliation Fag and loves being outed for what he is: a pathetic, wimp loser fagerella. I made this homo perform for me on cam while I was busy saving away evidence to share with the rest of you fairies. Laugh with me, bitches! Lol ….
Get it? Cum Slut? Loooooool you dirt bags.
Then yet another BlackDickCumDump showed up begging me, the good Reverend Bridgette Renee, to accept him into my Church of Princess FuckYouUp and Superior Black Gods. This faggot sounds hella wigger so I know he’s from the hood and has already taken a black dick or few up his ass before he got here, but no matter. Doin Gods’ work 😀 So 8 Mile here decided to impress me with a Black Dick Lord’s Prayer that he wrote just for me. Listen to this shit right now lol
Holy fuck I loved it. Call me immediately with your own prayers that is a command. Or message it to me right away. This an assignment for all you cock smugglers. Make 8Mile’s prayer your mantra and let it guide you and inspire you. All of this fun and money makes my shaved, pretty princess pussy super wet and happy. It’s the closest you losers will ever get to turning me on so might as well keep it going while you can lol. 😀 <3
I’ve written a couple of times before about this sissy black loser Omar who calls me and annoys the shit out of me time and time again. It pisses me off how much of a loser he is because he’s a black guy. I see black men as strong, manly, athletic, swag, superior .. like Idris Elba, Denzel types but this fucking shit stain is a total Urkel Don Lemon. And worse than that because he’s a faggot. He gets off on sucking dick for me and swallowing the cum of real men and I swear to god anyday now he’s gonna start begging to take a fat dominate dick inside of his ass lol. So when he calls I get all pissy and start cussing his dumb ass out, tearing him a new one and completely emasculating him in every way. I ripped off his nutsack long ago and stashed in a collection jar.. it’s somewhere lost in my closet with those embarrassing juicy couture suits and Lady Gaga’s career. Eh what does it matter? He’ll never need them.
So this fruit loop calls, and usually we just get straight to the humiliation part and him degrading himself for my amusement by begging for cock and admitting to his own inferiority, but this time his squeaky little wimp fag voice seeped through my speakers and croaked out a line about how he was wearing a special outfit for me .. bras, panties, stockings … like omg are you kiddiiing meeee? I wanna find his balls, throw them in a blender with eggs and rotten milk and dump it over his head. How are you going to be black and prancing around like a sissy fairy bitch? What went wrong in your life that you end up such a collasial failure, a fuck up? Of course I laughed my ass off in his face and ripped him to shreds. I swear I should a have a retard olympics for some of the pin dicks I write about and have them all fight for the crown of World’s Biggest Idiot Loser.
Ok so yesterday I had the most hilarious call! This fucking adult baby pissy pants little faggot called me and wanted me to know what a helpless loser he was. Apparently his wife got tired of putting up with such a sissy wimp husband that she forced him to wear diapers and made him a nursery in the basement complete with a crib and sissy girl decorations and everything where she forces him to live while she gets her fill of real man dick. We got on cams and he showed me around his nursery which hilariously had Sissy Fag, Wimp, Bitch, Loser and other humiliating reminders of his total incompetence written on the wall. The whole time we were camming he was sucking on his thumb or a pacifier while stroking off his tiny little dick inside his diaper and making these coo coo goo goo gaga noises with a fucking bonnet on his head. I laughed and humiliated him of course and that just made his tiny little cock harder and he jerked it faster. After awhile of telling him what a useless loser he was he finally was about to cum and would you believe that as soon as he did he shoved the paci in his mouth, grabbed his rattle in one hand and started shaking it and kicking his legs while he used his other hand to jerk out his pathetic cumload squirt into his diaper? Omg I diiiied laughing. Don’t think for one second that I didn’t take screenshots.
I truly love my job. Just when I think you dickwads can’t get anymore pathetic one of you always crawls out of your little hole and proves me wrong. I am forever entertained.