This little bitch loser, Roy has been calling my faggot line on Niteflirt for about a year now. He’s a dorky money pig who is not good for a gatdamn thing but his wallet. Why you wonder? Because he’s fucking shrew ass dweeb shrimp dick with not one iota of personality. This rodent calls to talk to me several times a day for about an hour at a time while playing $2.67 per minute and I still charge his dumb ass $$$hundreds in tax$$$$ ontop of it. I deserve it, he wants me to pretend I am his girlfriend and wanna fuck him lol. Most of the time he makes me wanna vomit tbh and I tell him that to his raggedy face. This thot don’t mind he just pays me whatever money I ask to say that shit lol.He’s gotten to the point where he’s handing over his paychecks to support his addiction to me lmao.
So like 2 weeks ago he went retarded and trying to stop paying me as much and get me to talk to him for free like lmao go fuck yourself. So I tell “nah bruh” and I block his ass because fuck him. It was only a matter of time before he came crawling back and 3 days later like clockwork this little snake came slithering out of his hole. I made him tribute me $300 just to even speak to him basically for wasting my time with dumb retard shit a few days before … and for being a shit stain in general. I laughed, he nutted in his panties. The next day this LOSER had the AUDACITY to call me like he is some sort of boss and confront me about my business practices like “You are such a bitch! You took all my money its not fair! You cunt fuck you blah blah blah wah wah” I just hung up on his dumbass like lol??? OMG I laughed my ass off sooo hard. This broke ass bitch was mad as haaaaaaalllleeee meanwhile I’m just smoking a j and watching Jane the Virgin with my boyfriend on Netflix. Lmaaaooo. Seethe bitch seeethe rofllll. I’m counting your $$$$ right now. You’ll be back in 3 days too ready to hand over more, you just gotta get paid first lmao.
So anywaaayyyss … for all you other cocksuckers I have some new mp3s in my goodie store for you to buy …
CAUGHT YOU, HO! I’ve seen you sneaking into the gloryhole lately and I know you’re a faggot. Now I’m going to humiliate you for it! You will be totally mindfucked as I playfully tease you with my hot young girlie voice, then give you a bitch slap of humiliation when I lash out at you in my serious voice. You won’t be able to resist nutting in those pannies fairy boi. 14 minutes.
You suck, I hate you and you’re a loosey goosey cock smuggling faggot. Now listen to my humiliating new hit single, you dumb homo bitch.
*~*~*Annnnnd don’t forget to buy me weed :DDDDDD*~*~*~
Ok I’m going to be real with you guys. You guys always ask me why I disappear for weeks sometimes and where do I go? Well, I’ve decided that today in this blog I’m going to come clean.
I have anxiety like a mofo and sometimes I gotta go on a T-break and when I do I just can’t work under those conditions cuz my ADD ass can’t handle it. Like seriously my mind races and I can’t give you guys the best call sessions you deserve so I just don’t. I’d rather not instead of feeling like a fucktard. You know what I mean because it’s been scientifically proven all of you nut 95% harder when I’m high off my ass. You know it’s true.
So what can you do for me to make me come around more often and take calls 80%+ of the month? Donate to my Anti- Anxiety Fund. I’m fucking serious. Most of you are cokeheads, pill poppers, alcoholics, sniffers, snorters, anal inserters and everything in between so you know what I mean, don’t even try to hate lol 😀 So if you got a habit to fund in support of your well being, start invest in your nut busting by investing in my bud. Make this work for you in your favor. If I’m not smoking I just sit around my apartment playing video games in my underwear, twerking in my bedroom, shopping for random cute shit, going to the spa, exercise, etc. Like all that natural high relaxing kinda stuff. I don’t really wanna talk to people. Not my friends, not my family. I don’t wanna make you guys cum, I just wanna be alone. But when I’m lit I’m ready to party. I’m super social, spend more time with my friends and family, I work NF more. I complete more of your custom requests like I just get shit done that’s the kinda chief I am bitch ….. This is a worthwhile investment on your behalf.
Gogogogogogogogo. Triiiibuuuute noooow.
Ok so call me and write to me and tell me what you’ve been up to and what you’ve done while I was gone. Let’s have fun. Here’s a new pic 😉 Cum have a lick and a sniff …
SPRING BREAK! I love Spring Break! Fuck yeah bitches! I’ve been having so much fun sleeping in and chillin with my girls this week. We’ve mainly been going tanning, shopping, having lunch together and stuff that’s not really all that exciting like previous years but OMG the weather fucking sucks here. We were planning to go to the lake this spring break and check the hot boys and muscle college coeds from all around the state but the weather is so shit. I wanted to go to the beach because some of my friend, Rachel’s friends were wanting to meet in Panama and of course I was like HELL YEAH!!! so we were planning on it .. but my friend Tiffany, who I was going to go with to meet up with Rachel was like noooooo because her boyfriend broke up with her last month and she all binged out and now she feels like she’s too fat. Uggh. She’s not fat I tried to tell her we would be the hottest bitches there .. she’s like a size 4 but she wouldn’t listen .. so whatever we stayed here and decided to lake it. Biiitch.
I dunno. So this week I’ve been talking to me my ex-boyfriend, Michael because he’s been calling me alot. He’s all like “Yo, mama, I miss you. You’re my princess and blah blah blah” I don’t even know. See I liked him and all at first because he’s like all gangsta alpha male and that all hella turned me on at first so I was like FUCK YEAH! I love bad boys and I liked his style like how I was his #1 chick and he was all “fuck off” to everybody else … but DEAR SWEET JESUS ASLEEP ON THE FUCKIN HAY the sex was hella fucking boring! He was the shit at licking my sweet pussy but when we fucked he only wanted it in missionary!!! FUCK MISSIONARY! I like it in doggy because I swear you can’t go wrong in doggy. The dick always hits my pussy just right especially if it’s big but he only wanted to do it sometimes. I couldn’t take that anymore and had to let him go. I’m not sure if I can make an exception because .. ugh no. I’ll be cheating on him like I did last time. He’d start fucking me and I had to call in my fuck buddy Matt to finish off the job. OMG Matt’s dick is so huge and he knows how to fuck. <3<3 Every girl should have a Matt.