Pink Friday feat Attention Whores & Thots

Sup nerds? This post is going to be filled with attention whores who want the world to know what slutty losers they are with proof of them caught in the act lol :DD But first let’s talk about me. Today is hella rainy outside so I was in a sit around in the dark and chill kinda mood. I lit a few vanilla coconut scented candles and laxed around in my Miss Kitty panties, chiefin DaWanna and listening to a rock station on Pandora. It plays mostly grunge from the 90s, right now its a live version of Black by Pearl Jam which obviously is a bop. My brother is a total rock head, he loves almost all of it, so when I was a kid he was always playing it, and rap. I got to experience a bit of that culture of the generation before. I’m really into Nirvana and Stone Temple Pilots.
So the bae dropped by today, “bae” being Darius who is a 6’2 hard body, half black half Cherokee, caramel swirl skin, curly hair and light eyes delicious ..from certain angles he and Dietrich Riley look similar. Oh and because I know you thirsty hoes will ask you… a perfect 9’dick that I can’t seem to stay off of lol. We met about a month ago at the park i go jogging at and he was running with his dog. He stopped by while on his lunch break we made out and fucked around abit.

So the first hoe I wanna talk about is Anthony who is a self sucking jizz fag who has been wanting to be outed for his desperate-to-be-homo ways. Anthony makes me laugh because he is the most convenient sissy wrapped into one little fruit fly package since I don’t have to tell him to go out and find dick, I can immediately make him suck his own AND force him to swallow his own splooge lol! Since Anthony is so desperate to be outed and loves sucking dick so much, I figured I’d have a bit of fun, so I made a track in the middle of one of our recent Niteflirt phone sessions. This fool does all the work sucking himself off while I relax, eat candy, get high and humiliate this bitch for being the perverted little knob gobbler that he is. Buy the full copy of our humiliation session from my Goodie Store.

I also recorded a new sissy psychiatrist mp3 inspired by bimbo bitch turd skank Caitlynn for when she needs reinforcements of her status as a black dick bimbo. I don’t understand why such an advanced groady skank like Caitlynn has times a delusion when she figures she can cut the shit and live a straight life as a man lol. Like bitch .. for years you’ve own lingerie, sucked countless amounts of dick, eaten assholes, swallowed gallons of splooge, you’ve put it all out on the internet … there’s so much evidence and so many people … like how can you possible turn around from all of that and be a real man? lol You can’t Tinkerballs, you brain dead lame lard.

Rich the Bitch has been giving me updates on getting his ass kicked, wearing little girl clothing and sucking black dick. He’s nothing more than a clown in his household, meant to be whipped around for amusement lol. Now the bitch is wearing Disney panties and making porno on the daily lol. What a spineless wimpy fool!


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Rich is a TINY DICK FAGGOT WIMP!

What’s going on fag faces? I just got home from having lunch with my baby gooorrrl Kae Kae. We went to this gourmet burger joint that has the best fucking hamburgers in the world. Authentic ingredients, freshly made, all that shit. I like the .. i think its 1/4 lb? with cheese, no mustard and a large cherry limeade. OMG their limeades are the best in the world too. I feel like such a fat ass but no regrets. Worth it. Speaking of fat ass I’m really disappointed in myself that I started doing Zumba last month and had commited to it for 3 weeks, but then I got my period and was against bleeding and sweating at the saaaammme time so I stopped then became a lazy fuck. I swear to gawd I’m going to start again this week, even though I’ve been saying that the past 3 weeks, but whatever FOR REAL THIS TIME!!!! I wanna be really fit and toned for summer obviously.

Ok so moving on … I joined Tinder a few weeks ago right? I found this dude on there that I had been dating a year ago named Nick and I have to admit I’m fucking sprung on this guy. The dick was soooooooooooooo goooooooood. He could go forever and I’d cum soo many times with him cuz we’d just fuck for hours, but then we got in a fight and split up. So yaeh almost a full year later he pops up on Tinder and I’m kinda happy because I want the dick like seriiiouuusssly I need him to fuck me good like he always did but I don’t knooooow. Something suspicious is going on with him. He seems to be depressed or something so I don’t even know, he seems to have no self esteem or enthusiasm anymore so that suuuckkkss πŸ™ I’m sad. But then I also got liked up with this dude named Tyler who I met the summer after senior year of high school who is really hot, but a yuppie ass white boy Patrick Bateman type. 6’2, fit, good hair, chiseled jaw, “classy”, wears suits all the time, rich and shit. We’ve fucked before and it was aight. I mean the dick was BIG abuot 8.5 but the sex wasn’t that great cuz he just porn star pounded me and I was over it and didn’t answer his phone calls anymore. So he’s all like “Why did we become a one night stand? Why don’t you fuck me again blah blah blah” and I’m like hmm ok maybe because its been a few years and maybe he done stepped up his fuck game like I don’t even know … So I got his number and he was wanting to get together and fuck this weekend but I dunno like I just felt like sitting around in warm pjs, sipping on wine and watching movies all weekend lol. But yeah I’ll maybe call him up next weekend and see what’s up. I have an inbox full of other dudes who are straight up about wanting to fuck but I’m not into it … they’re mostly all losers, corny af with noooooooo game whatsoever, lame ass whities. There was this one dude I was kinda feeling who is half black, tall, super muscular, HOT, actually kinda smart .. but he’s freaking overseas in the damn military and won’t be home for another 2 months. Bloop. FML. The dick wheel spins round and round.

So anyway yeah I was staying home this weekend, just chilling and of COURSE was on NF all weekend .. and let me just say I FUCKING LOVE MY JOB and I love you freak fuckers who call giving me all your money while entertaining me at the same time. Last night I was sooooooo busy talking to faggots nonstop that I swear at like 8am I was exhausted and just passed the fuck out lol. My favorite lame ass with this faggot bitch named Rich who called me like 5x to tell me bout the most redneck shit I’ve ever heard in my life. He said his wife Sara went out of town and left him home alone with his 19 year old step daughter Gina who had her friends Julie and Darrell. And I think he said he confronted her that she needed to do chores, eat dinner, something I forget but the most important thing is that Gina refused and told Rich to go fuck himself. He tried to talk back so this fucking teenage girl stood up, pushed his asss down and started kicking him in the stomach and in the head lol. The bitch passed out and when he woke up he was all dizzy and had a bruised face and noticed the kids still in the room with him. They were like oh look the bitch woke up! And started laughing at him teasing him for being a wimp, a little bitch, a faggot and told him that he belonged in in panties and a skirt which they told him he needed to dress in or else they would beat his little bitch ass again lol! I asked him what he did then and he was like “Well I did what they said! I didn’t want them to beat me up! They would punch me in the face and that shit hurts” lol like what kind of a grown man little shit can’t take on 2 fucking teenage girls and is fucking afraid of them?! So his dumb ass put on the sissy clothes and when they forced him to take off his pants and change into panties they saw that not only was he a weak little bitch … he had a fucking clit dick too! And he showed me this fucker and I was really confused at first like WTF did you send me a picture of your belly button? But it turned out it was actually his little nub of a penis lmaooo!! Nasty ass tic tac looking shit. Anyway, after laughing their asses off and forcing him into sissy clothes they told him he didn’t even had a dick, he had a clit therefore he needed to act like a girl and suck some dick .. they made this little bitch get on his knees and suck on Darrell’s fat black dick .. which he did happily and even swallowed his cum if it meant he didn’t get his ass beat again lmao. After sucking Darrell’s dick they made him get up and do the laundry, fold clothes, wash dishes and basically take care of all of the chores like the sissy maid bitch that he is. OMG I could keeep going on forever about all of the shit we talked about for nearly 3 hours, but I need a nap and promised my nephew I’d watch Christine with him first so toodles fuckers. CALL ME!

Evidence that dich is a tiny dick bitch who sucks cock


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The Sad, Unfortunate Wives of Fags Club

I had some fun calls this week, 2 stood out the most. One was a small dick cock face I’ll call DD who has the unusual situation of being married to a beautiful wife he doesn’t deserve because of his pathetic teenie tiny little shriveled up penis. This loser has been holding the poor woman captive for 11 years forcing his little shrimp dick on her and depriving her of the real long dong she deserves in her life because sadly she insists on being a faithful wife to him .. or so she says. I honestly can’t believe it, not when she’s fucked other men longer and bigger in her past. How can anyone look past that and not miss it? There’s no way this little 4 inch peepee is getting her off the way she wants, I’m convinced she is cheating and really I’m scheming up ways to make sure she does, putting her in positions where she can’t help but resist large dick and telling her little fag husband to fuck off. This is a work in progress let’s see how it turns out!

The second is my sissy cheerleader fag jason who I have been talking to for a long time. I enjoy his enthusiasm for being a cheer captain, making the team and performing for dick. This slut will take a big manly dick anyway you give it to her and has been training to be fucked with or without lube and being happy about it either way! He cracked me the fuck up telling me about how he had to cheer for his favorite football team this past Sunday with his little cheer skirt pulled up, being fucked by a large cock and waving his little pom poms in the air! Lol! The sad AND funny thing is this whore is also actually married to a beautiful wife who has no idea how many cock this faggot has taken down his throat and up his ass. To remind him of what a failure he is he is forced to look at pictures of her while he sucks that dick and gets it rammed up his ass and also has to cheer her name. So fucking pathetic but hilarious. These poor, poor wives.

Lastly, a bonus video of BRENDAN SCAHILL getting fucked in the ass by a big black dick. Sigh, so many faggots everywhere!

http://imahotbitch.com/images/IMG_3279.wmv


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Church of Princess Fuck You Up

Hey there perverts! Hope you had a great 4th of July weekend as mine was quite awesome. I had bbq with my family with burgers, hot dogs and steak. I swear to gawd I ate about 5 cheeseburgers which sounds hella gluttonous but I give no fucks because grilled cheeseburgers are my favorite. I did some minor fireworks with the kids but I wasn’t really in the mood to pop any or watch this year. I also did a bit of shopping for shorts and new organic beauty products to try πŸ˜€ I still haven’t had the little spa day I wanted because I just haven’t had the time. I have been spending alot of time with my new Papi and you losers πŸ˜€

So let’s get right into that. Just as I expected, all of you minions responded quite positively to my Weed Post and rushed to contribute to my mission through calls, tributes, and goodie purchases on Niteflirt and I have to say you all made your Superior Princess quite proud with your efforts πŸ˜€ New and old subs alike, you all followed suit in rushing to me for guidance, counseling and life management πŸ˜‰ my phone rang so much I could hardly catch a breath :DDD Annnnnd like I said I would, I happily got my lil toke on as I used and abused you lost sheep for hours on end. You know, you dorks do the funniest and most fucked up shit for the sake of a nut and the jollies of hot girl lmao. That’s why I love being me πŸ˜€ I get paid just to sit back and watch the show πŸ˜€ Just as a princess should!

I got several new converts this weekend who were so excited to serve me and I have to say each and every one was fun as hell. Like I laughed until I was sick and counted $$$ to heal myself. Ryan is a Humiliation Fag and loves being outed for what he is: a pathetic, wimp loser fagerella. I made this homo perform for me on cam while I was busy saving away evidence to share with the rest of you fairies. Laugh with me, bitches! Lol ….


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So excited to be doing this lol Typical Attention Whore

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Sissy yo’self, bitch!

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Feeling so glamorous and pretty already lol. Tiny dickie is liking this makeover lmao.

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Begging to brand himself in my holy name.

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LMAO!

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Bitch begging to blow his load forcing me to look at this burnt, shriveled up sausage he calls a penis lol.

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Gwuiieeeuuugggg. Well, another loser taken to paradise on Princess Bridgette’s Ride to Ruin lol

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Get it? Cum Slut? Loooooool you dirt bags.

Then yet another BlackDickCumDump showed up begging me, the good Reverend Bridgette Renee, to accept him into my Church of Princess FuckYouUp and Superior Black Gods. This faggot sounds hella wigger so I know he’s from the hood and has already taken a black dick or few up his ass before he got here, but no matter. Doin Gods’ work πŸ˜€ So 8 Mile here decided to impress me with a Black Dick Lord’s Prayer that he wrote just for me. Listen to this shit right now lol

Holy fuck I loved it. Call me immediately with your own prayers that is a command. Or message it to me right away. This an assignment for all you cock smugglers. Make 8Mile’s prayer your mantra and let it guide you and inspire you. All of this fun and money makes my shaved, pretty princess pussy super wet and happy. It’s the closest you losers will ever get to turning me on so might as well keep it going while you can lol. πŸ˜€ <3


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Worlds Biggest Idiot Wimp Cuckold Loser Fag

I’ve written a couple of times before about this sissy black loser Omar who calls me and annoys the shit out of me time and time again. It pisses me off how much of a loser he is because he’s a black guy. I see black men as strong, manly, athletic, swag, superior .. like Idris Elba, Denzel types but this fucking shit stain is a total Urkel Don Lemon. And worse than that because he’s a faggot. He gets off on sucking dick for me and swallowing the cum of real men and I swear to god anyday now he’s gonna start begging to take a fat dominate dick inside of his ass lol. So when he calls I get all pissy and start cussing his dumb ass out, tearing him a new one and completely emasculating him in every way. I ripped off his nutsack long ago and stashed in a collection jar.. it’s somewhere lost in my closet with those embarrassing juicy couture suits and Lady Gaga’s career. Eh what does it matter? He’ll never need them.

So this fruit loop calls, and usually we just get straight to the humiliation part and him degrading himself for my amusement by begging for cock and admitting to his own inferiority, but this time his squeaky little wimp fag voice seeped through my speakers and croaked out a line about how he was wearing a special outfit for me .. bras, panties, stockings … like omg are you kiddiiing meeee? I wanna find his balls, throw them in a blender with eggs and rotten milk and dump it over his head. How are you going to be black and prancing around like a sissy fairy bitch? What went wrong in your life that you end up such a collasial failure, a fuck up? Of course I laughed my ass off in his face and ripped him to shreds. I swear I should a have a retard olympics for some of the pin dicks I write about and have them all fight for the crown of World’s Biggest Idiot Loser.


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Big Black Dick Sissy Half-Pipe

Hey skanks! I’m sure you all have missed me so much. I know it’s been so hard to get your sissy training fix without me, but FEAR NOT, I am back! The last few months I really did not have much time to blog, have phone sex or create new sissy assignments and cum eating assignments because I had started back up with school and had such a heavy work load. Anyway I’m back now. I missed making you work out your drippy dick cum loads πŸ˜€ Say wuut?

So anyways where do I start? I’ll start with the last call I just had on Niteflirt. A tiny little white sissy I will call Shortcake revealed to me that he loves to be taken advantage of by big huge black men with large black dicks. I laughed and guffawed in amazment as he recounted back to me the times that he took dicks up to 11 inches up his sissy ass and how much he loved to suck their dicks while wearing a little sissy princess dress just like a regular ol punk bitch. Oh.MY.GOD the image I had in my head was hysterical. The biggest scandal of all was that this dickbreath halfpipe is actually MARRIED and his wife has no idea her hubby is a sissy cum drinking homo bitch! lololol I wanna be the one to spill the beans.


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Craigslist SLUTS!

Craigslist + Sissy Whores = Heaven!

So last night Fag Boy Chris called and wanted me to hook him up with a fat throbbing cock from Craigslist. Who am I to say no? I love turning out sluts an whoring them for my amusement. This cock-craving faggot went through with it like I knew he would and now he’s on the phone being a sissy bitch and sucking thick, fat cock right now LMAO! I’m laughing my precious princess ass off at him espeically while he gets humiliated and gagged.

I’m sooooooo turning this fucker out. He’s getting fucked up the ass next.

Who wants to be my next whore? Call me now if you dare!


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