Ok I’m going to be real with you guys. You guys always ask me why I disappear for weeks sometimes and where do I go? Well, I’ve decided that today in this blog I’m going to come clean.
I have anxiety like a mofo and sometimes I gotta go on a T-break and when I do I just can’t work under those conditions cuz my ADD ass can’t handle it. Like seriously my mind races and I can’t give you guys the best call sessions you deserve so I just don’t. I’d rather not instead of feeling like a fucktard. You know what I mean because it’s been scientifically proven all of you nut 95% harder when I’m high off my ass. You know it’s true.
So what can you do for me to make me come around more often and take calls 80%+ of the month? Donate to my Anti- Anxiety Fund. I’m fucking serious. Most of you are cokeheads, pill poppers, alcoholics, sniffers, snorters, anal inserters and everything in between so you know what I mean, don’t even try to hate lol 😀 So if you got a habit to fund in support of your well being, start invest in your nut busting by investing in my bud. Make this work for you in your favor. If I’m not smoking I just sit around my apartment playing video games in my underwear, twerking in my bedroom, shopping for random cute shit, going to the spa, exercise, etc. Like all that natural high relaxing kinda stuff. I don’t really wanna talk to people. Not my friends, not my family. I don’t wanna make you guys cum, I just wanna be alone. But when I’m lit I’m ready to party. I’m super social, spend more time with my friends and family, I work NF more. I complete more of your custom requests like I just get shit done that’s the kinda chief I am bitch ….. This is a worthwhile investment on your behalf.
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Ok so call me and write to me and tell me what you’ve been up to and what you’ve done while I was gone. Let’s have fun. Here’s a new pic 😉 Cum have a lick and a sniff …
Oh yeah annnnnnnnd I have a new Hypno Loser Humiliation MP3 up GO BUY THAT SHIT NOW!!!
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