Happy Sunday, Dimwits! I’m relaxing with a glass of wine, completely giddy over the fact that this weekend Simps and Wimps have been crawling out of the wood works literally begging me to take their money and treat them like the turd nuggets that they are lol. My current favorite is Sissy Monique who is a useless wanna be faggo. This dweeb fucking lives with his mother so he calls me every night from her basement, squeaking like the little rat that he is to tell me that yet again he has raided Mommy’s closet and is wearing some getup of her’s that he has swiped and concocted together. YES, this nerd literally dresses as his mother when he is in the mood to be a femboy and pimped! He fucking refuses to fucking leave the basement and buy his own shit because he’s a gaddamn weirdo. He calls me to fucking drip and jizz in his mom’s panties lol.
He begs me to assure him that this shit is fucking normal and it doesn’t make him a weirdo or a freak. Like, bitch plz. He even wants reassurance that the fact that he sucks dick while he is dressed like Mommy is normal too and not gay at all. This bitch is too dumb for words, I can only laugh. I can’t stand his foolishness anymore so I’ve resulted in forcing him to make a commitment to footwear. No, I don’t want him to buy a bunch of shoes or anything, I want him to fucking court one. A beat up, musty, rusty fucking gym shoe that he will live with in complete bliss for the rest of his pathetic days. I mean why not? Should human’s really be subject to this garbage bin?
Who would want to do anything more than laugh at this clown shoe?