HEEEEY FAG SLUTS!!! I have been absolutely dying to tell you guys, the funniest thing happened this week .. being the devious brat mistress that I am, I decided to pit 2 of the ultimate retard fag bitches I’ve ever known together for a fag fest …..and can you guess who? None other than Sissy Monique AND Sissy Caitlin .. the double dumb bitch bimbo slut whammy. Monique with his ridiculous fetish for fucking shoes and wearing his mama’s clothes versus Caitlin who a braindead black dick slave nasty slut.
Now for weeks now Monique has always had an interest in fucking with other sissies and has been begging me to hook him up with one. I was struggling trying to think of a suitable sissy desperate enough to take Monique on and make his threesome come true (the third party being my shoe). I suddenly after awhile it finally clicked …. Caitlin is a dumb slut who will fuck anything and do anything I demanded to, AHA!!! Like it or not she’s gonna fuck this fags shoe!
So I hit Caitlin up with the proposition of Moniques …
Happy Holidays! I hope you all had a great Christmas. I spent the last week with my friends. We stayed in and made these wine mixes I love made of Sangria and this orange juice jubilee that are soooo freaking good. I drank way more than I should have which my friends’ enjoy more than I do cuz they love my drunken rants and sillyness. I always have a lot to say about everything and tend to over exaggerate … I don’t find that too different from me being sober 😀 Anywayyyy I may or may not be drunk on a glass right noooow.
So yeah we drank and we watched a few movies. The first was Don’t Breathe which I see a lot of people talking about online but I freaking HATED so fucking stupid. So much wtf? I wanted everyone in that fucking film to die, then I wanted the film to die, be burned, buried 6 feet under, covered in cement never to be seen or heard from again. What a grand fucking waste of time! Ugggh I can’t eveeen. Anywaay, we also watched the extended version of Suicide Squad which I actually liked a lot despite hearing a lot of people saying it was bad. I never got the chance to see it when it was in theatre cuz I kept putting it off until it wasn’t showing anymore lol. But I heard it was choppy af in the movie release so maybe extended made more sense. I though Harley Quinn was amazing. Margot Robbie is aryan perfection. I just love her, I would eat ha bogan pussy lol. I also liked Diablo, Croc and Deadshot. Diablo and Deadshot were sexy as fuck like I wouldn’t mind seeing their faces buried in my ass. That normal guy whose name is not worth knowing was dumb and annoying af. Capt Boomerang was useless. Everyone else was aight. Oh except Joker. I really like Jared Leto but his Joker was some dumb shit. Like I liked Heath Ledger’s Joker and thought he was coo and believable in the role, but this joker was an actor acting. He just didn’t make sense. Neither did his relationship with Harley cuz I know that while she’s his ride or die bitch, he’s not in looooove with her as the movie made it out to seem, so it was kinda weird the scenes with him trying to bust her out and win back the love of his life, but whateverrr. I liked it overall and would watch it again.
My friend Taylor got a key to Friday the 13th video game beta so we played that a bit. I meaaan it was scary at first, but it got repetitive quick. I think it can get better with time but fuck I was kinda disappointed cuz it was so boring with a lot of down time as counselor. I was Jason a couple of times and sucked ass. I am not hunter minded whatsoever lol. I can’t track worth a damn. Yeah so something you may not know about me is that I’m really into playing horror games on my down time. I think being immersed in creepy environments is fun as hell. Hmm The Park, Emily Wants to Play, DreadOut, Outlast. All so great imo.
Anyway, NYE is coming up and I doubt I will go out this year cuz my tummy pain is starting to flare up again off and on. I just wanna be in keeping warm and relaxing in my pajamas, and that’s ok with me because I know I have you minions to keep me entertained. Get drunk, get drugged up and call me to bust your holiday nut lol. I will be available on NF all weekend.
When I get the down time I’m going to try to record and put out a couple of new mp3s and assignments for the New Year. Which reminds me, if you have any ideas for mp3s you’d like to record send me a message on NF and tell me what you want to hear. I will record them and release them to the goodie store ASAP.
Hey there perverts! Hope you had a great 4th of July weekend as mine was quite awesome. I had bbq with my family with burgers, hot dogs and steak. I swear to gawd I ate about 5 cheeseburgers which sounds hella gluttonous but I give no fucks because grilled cheeseburgers are my favorite. I did some minor fireworks with the kids but I wasn’t really in the mood to pop any or watch this year. I also did a bit of shopping for shorts and new organic beauty products to try 😀 I still haven’t had the little spa day I wanted because I just haven’t had the time. I have been spending alot of time with my new Papi and you losers 😀
So let’s get right into that. Just as I expected, all of you minions responded quite positively to my Weed Post and rushed to contribute to my mission through calls, tributes, and goodie purchases on Niteflirt and I have to say you all made your Superior Princess quite proud with your efforts 😀 New and old subs alike, you all followed suit in rushing to me for guidance, counseling and life management 😉 my phone rang so much I could hardly catch a breath :DDD Annnnnd like I said I would, I happily got my lil toke on as I used and abused you lost sheep for hours on end. You know, you dorks do the funniest and most fucked up shit for the sake of a nut and the jollies of hot girl lmao. That’s why I love being me 😀 I get paid just to sit back and watch the show 😀 Just as a princess should!
I got several new converts this weekend who were so excited to serve me and I have to say each and every one was fun as hell. Like I laughed until I was sick and counted $$$ to heal myself. Ryan is a Humiliation Fag and loves being outed for what he is: a pathetic, wimp loser fagerella. I made this homo perform for me on cam while I was busy saving away evidence to share with the rest of you fairies. Laugh with me, bitches! Lol ….
So excited to be doing this lol Typical Attention Whore
Sissy yo’self, bitch!
Feeling so glamorous and pretty already lol. Tiny dickie is liking this makeover lmao.
Begging to brand himself in my holy name.
Bitch begging to blow his load forcing me to look at this burnt, shriveled up sausage he calls a penis lol.
Gwuiieeeuuugggg. Well, another loser taken to paradise on Princess Bridgette’s Ride to Ruin lol
Get it? Cum Slut? Loooooool you dirt bags.
Then yet another BlackDickCumDump showed up begging me, the good Reverend Bridgette Renee, to accept him into my Church of Princess FuckYouUp and Superior Black Gods. This faggot sounds hella wigger so I know he’s from the hood and has already taken a black dick or few up his ass before he got here, but no matter. Doin Gods’ work 😀 So 8 Mile here decided to impress me with a Black Dick Lord’s Prayer that he wrote just for me. Listen to this shit right now lol
Holy fuck I loved it. Call me immediately with your own prayers that is a command. Or message it to me right away. This an assignment for all you cock smugglers. Make 8Mile’s prayer your mantra and let it guide you and inspire you. All of this fun and money makes my shaved, pretty princess pussy super wet and happy. It’s the closest you losers will ever get to turning me on so might as well keep it going while you can lol. 😀 <3
Happy New Year freaks and geeks alike. First of all I had an AMAZING time out with my girls New Years night partying nonstop like Tik Tok on that ass. We went out dancing and drinking. I had such a great time grinding all over boys rubbing my hot ass in a skin tight black minidress all over them making them want to explode right in their pants and then just walking away LOL! I did come home a little earlier than usual though because after teasing men all night long I was feeling a little deviant so I decided I would get on Niteflirt and abuse drunken losers. Most of which were drunk horny cum guzzlers who wanted me to force them to throw their legs back and chug their own dick juice for my amusement LOL I really lost track how many dick burps I got that night.
So that reminds me New Year, I have a few new things .. New Website (obviously! do you love it?) New niteflirt look .. check it out http://www.niteflirt.com/users/BridgetteRenee
And I have a bunch of new and revised PTV games.
Are You a Fag? Quiz – Take my humiliating quiz to help you figure out your approximate level of faggotry! Questions and detailed answer score inside!
Jizz Pig Diet – Cum straight of the cup or straight out of your dick gets a little boring doesn’t it? Eating your own cum in the privacy of your own home is starting to get stale. I know you want to spice it up and secretly flaunt your perverted cravings in public. Thank god you have me here to help you do it with my Jizz Glutton Meal Plan.
NEW Blackmail Form + Slave Contract – New and Updated Blackmail Form as of 1/1/10! Absolutely REAL! Redesigned to suck you in and fuck you over as you hand over your life to me. Your dick will drip in excitement as you hand over your personal information and secrets.
NEW Don’t be Poor, be a Whore Assignment – Your whore shift starts NOW! 3 Slut Job Assignments inside.
Ass Pics – 5 large, high-quality pics of my perfect princess ass and sweet, puckered little ass hole. Perfect for ass boys and fart lovers to jizz over!
Fart Fetish MP3 – 7 minute long MP3 of me teasing you with my perfect ass before I use your face as my personal ass cushion and let out nice juicy, smelly farts all over your face!
To ensure you have an exciting yet humiliating New Year ahead lead by me click and buy each one NOW!
What’s up, Dweebs? Enjoying your miserable little lives on a Friday night? Probably not.
My day nearly fucking sucked. I didn’t have class today so I stayed over my brothers house and watched my niece. She’s sooooo cute. I’m not really the babysitting type but I totally will for her because she looks like me and I know she’s going to be like my twin. But uggh when my brother was at work she was hella fuckin colic-y. I love the girl, but I hate crying babies it gives me a fuckin headache and it reminds me how I never want to have children until I’m like .. 40.
Newayz .. so my day nearly sucked cuz when my brother got home, my friend Tiffany was all like “Let’s go look for some shoes” cause she wanted some strappy ones to wear our tonight and OMG! On the way to meet her my rear tire practically exploded 🙁 Luckily this happened right down the street from a Tire shop so I made it there. When I went in there the guy managing it was pretty hot .. he was really skinny but his face looked good. I dunno super skinny guys are like a deal breaker, I like big muscle men. Depending on this guy’s wallet I may have fucked him though because he didn’t seem like a complete beta wimp dork. Anyway he was kinda annoying cause he kept asking me all these questions about cars like the engine size, tire types “OFMG do I look like some chick who studies car magazines or something? I don’t fucking know!”
Moving on .. I updated my site, changed around the look, and you assclowns had better love it. Click around and enjoy your miserable selves.
For PTV Games, Sissy, Loser, Cum Drinkers Assignments, Pics of Moi and other goodies visit my FETISH STORE.
I will be on Niteflirt for the remainder of the night since I’m back home with the ‘rents now. CALL ME!