Hey all skidsmarks, cum dumps and turd gobblins. Have you all missed me updating my blog? I know you faggos have been dying to know what’s been going on in my life, what new sissy assignments I’ve come up with lately and crazy adventures I’ve encountered.
Well, I have seriously been laughing my ass off at my sissy fag loser, Dave and his fat bitch wife and all the fucked up shit I make these losers get themselves into. Because they’re both so worthless and retarded that they can’t function on their own they’ve taken to real life masters (as well as yours truly) and together we we come up with deviant plans make these fuck ups do the most humiliating assignments and tasks for our amusement. This sucker wimp fag, Dave, has been forced to stand outside in the snow late at night the past few days wearing nothing but his frilly girly panties and a little jacket freezing his tiny balls off while his fat slut piggy wife stays inside with her two dick masters humiliating herself by going ass to ass with other fatties, fucking with food and getting her utters milked. Of course Dave gets the luxury of watching through the window with his panties stuffed with snow. Like a lonely kid standing on one side of the fence watching the other kids play on the opposite side. LMAO. OMFG.
These losers have a never ending story. Dave has been providing me huge laughs for like 2 years now. Keep it up, Twinkleballs!
A big part of why I deal with pathetic geek faces and disgusting perverts on Niteflirt is the entertainment factor. I love hearing your fucked up stories, dirty kinks, humiliating confessions and laughing my ass off at you while I’m being constantly reminded how much more superior I am and how my princess life is absolutely amazing especially compared to pathetic peons like you.
One of my favorite little dick dimwits on Niteflirt is Dave, a cuckold loser husband who calls my Wife Humiliation Line and tells me the most hilarious shit I’ve ever heard. Ever.
His dumbass, greasy fat whore of a wife is one of the most vile piggy bitches EVER! Seriously this dirty slut will do anything for a meal and a cumload in her Big Mac-breath mouth.
Dave tells me every detail of just how far her chubby ass will go as he sits back and watches, almost like a cuckold wimp bitch, while his wife’s Male dominant controls their married life and sends Old FATful on all kinds of humiliating missions. From being a club slut, to a gutter slut, to a fried chicken glutton gobbler .. just when I think I’ve heard it all it just keeps getting better.
I think I seriously get my ab workout in for the day by laughing at the fucking stories he tells about this dumb bitch. O-M-G! … But it’s not like I really need the ab work. His fat slut wife could use it if she could be inspired to move her lazy ass for more than Ding Dongs.
NO FAT HERE BITCH!
How many other of you dorks have a dirty dummy fatty for a wife or girlfriend? Think you could make me laugh harder? I wanna hear about her!