So last night this dumbfuck called and I sat the phone down for 5 hours cooking, browsing the net, playing games, chatting with friends because I didn’t really feel like hearing his stupid voice or interacting with him in any sort of way cuz he bores me out of my fucking mind. Eventually he got the hint and fell asleep as I completely drained his account of thousands of dollars. When he woke up he sent me a text thanking me for raping his wallet LOL!!!
He also sent me more disgusting pics of himself dressed in his mothers clothes, wearing nylons, showing off his nasty clit peen or “sissy stick” as we call it waiting in that hotel room preparing to be ass fucked. Ewww if I’m forced to look at these so are you freaks
I sent him a picture of the 6 inch broken high heels I am arranging for him to marry. His sissy stick tingled in delight over the sight of his blushing brides as we proceeded to make wedding plans. The shoes will be wrapped in a veil and he will be in a dress. On the wedding night he will wrap his peen in one of my old torn up nylons and proceed to consummate the marriage with his brides.
Random, but he claims before the shoes this was his girlfriend that he recently broke up with … do you believe this shit? I don’t, but whatevs!
Monique is currently snoring on the phone while I type this out and move on to watching Netflix or playing another game on my pc lol. Let’s see how much this bitch is drained for tonight. 😉
Sooo you guys, listen up! I am currently on the phone with Sissy Monique who once again decided to crawl out of his rathole and into my fucking environment ready to serve me and confess his sins. Once again, this dumbfuck thought that he could escape his fucked up desires of wearing his mothers clothes (which he has been doing since he was 10 years old) and being such a pitiful incel loser that needs to marry my broken high heels because thats the only attention he can get in life right now LOL!!! Of course, like always, when he comes back sprouting this bullshit I just LMAO at his dumb ass for even thinking this would be possible .. after 28 fucking years of doing it consistently he thinks he can stop now!!! Fucking braindead retard .. and speaking being brain dead omg I swear the longer this fagtard went withought jerking off in his mom’s pantyhouse the more brain cells he has lost because it takes him twice as long to process the information given to him. I ask him the most basic questions and he drools on himself for 5 minutes before he can form a coherent answer. Naturally this irritates me and I force him to pay for it. Both by calling his special line and also by sending me large tributes. OMG I swear I’m going to have an anxiety attack because of this piece of shit …
Sissy Caitlin crawled out of his little rat hole today begging his way back to me for complete humiliation and ruin. He is always so damn pathetic like first of all I don’t even understand why he bothers purging accounts when he knows he cannot escape me. He’s just too fucking dumb to function on his own whatsoever. He his motivated by my voice, my abuse and my beauty. He thrives off the high of giving me pleasure. My pleasure being sucking him of all his money $, abusing the fuck of his pathetic dumb fuck pea brain and forcing him to worship the superiors.
Speaking of, he is a fucking ass rag. Seriously! He loves to shove his tongue up the assholes of black men and black women. He loves the feeling of being buried between a pair of plump, brown ass cheeks and kissing, licking, sucking and rimming puckered assholes lol! He even told me his ex wife forces him to rim her black lovers, slurping on their turd holes deep and clean while they laugh and tell him “Who’s your Daddy, bitch?!” lol. He squirts when this happens because he is a pathetic reject.
Naturally, I have him by the balls as I make him give me money just for crumbs of my attention. He had the audacity to tell me my rates were too high and asked me to lower it for 15 minutes to talk to his dumb loser ass like what the fuck do I look like? Is this the Dollar fucking General? Like you can fuck off. I don’t even give my best friends favors. This shit stain is the last person I’d do favors for lmao. I deserve every cent for acknowledging such a stupid pitiful peon bimbo fuck. And as soon as I unleashed these words on him he scrambled to scrape together funds to call me within minutes apologizing profusely for ever thinking he’d get any thing from me. You serve me, not the other way around you rat king.
Now hes he is jizzing on his face imagining getting fucked in the ass by my 7 inch heel while sucking on my man’s 9 inch dick lmao!!!!
Sup nerds? This post is going to be filled with attention whores who want the world to know what slutty losers they are with proof of them caught in the act lol :DD But first let’s talk about me. Today is hella rainy outside so I was in a sit around in the dark and chill kinda mood. I lit a few vanilla coconut scented candles and laxed around in my Miss Kitty panties, chiefin DaWanna and listening to a rock station on Pandora. It plays mostly grunge from the 90s, right now its a live version of Black by Pearl Jam which obviously is a bop. My brother is a total rock head, he loves almost all of it, so when I was a kid he was always playing it, and rap. I got to experience a bit of that culture of the generation before. I’m really into Nirvana and Stone Temple Pilots.
So the bae dropped by today, “bae” being Darius who is a 6’2 hard body, half black half Cherokee, caramel swirl skin, curly hair and light eyes delicious ..from certain angles he and Dietrich Riley look similar. Oh and because I know you thirsty hoes will ask you… a perfect 9’dick that I can’t seem to stay off of lol. We met about a month ago at the park i go jogging at and he was running with his dog. He stopped by while on his lunch break we made out and fucked around abit.
So the first hoe I wanna talk about is Anthony who is a self sucking jizz fag who has been wanting to be outed for his desperate-to-be-homo ways. Anthony makes me laugh because he is the most convenient sissy wrapped into one little fruit fly package since I don’t have to tell him to go out and find dick, I can immediately make him suck his own AND force him to swallow his own splooge lol! Since Anthony is so desperate to be outed and loves sucking dick so much, I figured I’d have a bit of fun, so I made a track in the middle of one of our recent Niteflirt phone sessions. This fool does all the work sucking himself off while I relax, eat candy, get high and humiliate this bitch for being the perverted little knob gobbler that he is. Buy the full copy of our humiliation session from my Goodie Store.
I also recorded a new sissy psychiatrist mp3 inspired by bimbo bitch turd skank Caitlynn for when she needs reinforcements of her status as a black dick bimbo. I don’t understand why such an advanced groady skank like Caitlynn has times a delusion when she figures she can cut the shit and live a straight life as a man lol. Like bitch .. for years you’ve own lingerie, sucked countless amounts of dick, eaten assholes, swallowed gallons of splooge, you’ve put it all out on the internet … there’s so much evidence and so many people … like how can you possible turn around from all of that and be a real man? lol You can’t Tinkerballs, you brain dead lame lard.
Rich the Bitch has been giving me updates on getting his ass kicked, wearing little girl clothing and sucking black dick. He’s nothing more than a clown in his household, meant to be whipped around for amusement lol. Now the bitch is wearing Disney panties and making porno on the daily lol. What a spineless wimpy fool!
This little bitch loser, Roy has been calling my faggot line on Niteflirt for about a year now. He’s a dorky money pig who is not good for a gatdamn thing but his wallet. Why you wonder? Because he’s fucking shrew ass dweeb shrimp dick with not one iota of personality. This rodent calls to talk to me several times a day for about an hour at a time while playing $2.67 per minute and I still charge his dumb ass $$$hundreds in tax$$$$ ontop of it. I deserve it, he wants me to pretend I am his girlfriend and wanna fuck him lol. Most of the time he makes me wanna vomit tbh and I tell him that to his raggedy face. This thot don’t mind he just pays me whatever money I ask to say that shit lol.He’s gotten to the point where he’s handing over his paychecks to support his addiction to me lmao.
So like 2 weeks ago he went retarded and trying to stop paying me as much and get me to talk to him for free like lmao go fuck yourself. So I tell “nah bruh” and I block his ass because fuck him. It was only a matter of time before he came crawling back and 3 days later like clockwork this little snake came slithering out of his hole. I made him tribute me $300 just to even speak to him basically for wasting my time with dumb retard shit a few days before … and for being a shit stain in general. I laughed, he nutted in his panties. The next day this LOSER had the AUDACITY to call me like he is some sort of boss and confront me about my business practices like “You are such a bitch! You took all my money its not fair! You cunt fuck you blah blah blah wah wah” I just hung up on his dumbass like lol??? OMG I laughed my ass off sooo hard. This broke ass bitch was mad as haaaaaaalllleeee meanwhile I’m just smoking a j and watching Jane the Virgin with my boyfriend on Netflix. Lmaaaooo. Seethe bitch seeethe rofllll. I’m counting your $$$$ right now. You’ll be back in 3 days too ready to hand over more, you just gotta get paid first lmao.
So anywaaayyyss … for all you other cocksuckers I have some new mp3s in my goodie store for you to buy …
CAUGHT YOU, HO! I’ve seen you sneaking into the gloryhole lately and I know you’re a faggot. Now I’m going to humiliate you for it! You will be totally mindfucked as I playfully tease you with my hot young girlie voice, then give you a bitch slap of humiliation when I lash out at you in my serious voice. You won’t be able to resist nutting in those pannies fairy boi. 14 minutes.
You suck, I hate you and you’re a loosey goosey cock smuggling faggot. Now listen to my humiliating new hit single, you dumb homo bitch.
*~*~*Annnnnd don’t forget to buy me weed :DDDDDD*~*~*~
Ok I’m going to be real with you guys. You guys always ask me why I disappear for weeks sometimes and where do I go? Well, I’ve decided that today in this blog I’m going to come clean.
I have anxiety like a mofo and sometimes I gotta go on a T-break and when I do I just can’t work under those conditions cuz my ADD ass can’t handle it. Like seriously my mind races and I can’t give you guys the best call sessions you deserve so I just don’t. I’d rather not instead of feeling like a fucktard. You know what I mean because it’s been scientifically proven all of you nut 95% harder when I’m high off my ass. You know it’s true.
So what can you do for me to make me come around more often and take calls 80%+ of the month? Donate to my Anti- Anxiety Fund. I’m fucking serious. Most of you are cokeheads, pill poppers, alcoholics, sniffers, snorters, anal inserters and everything in between so you know what I mean, don’t even try to hate lol 😀 So if you got a habit to fund in support of your well being, start invest in your nut busting by investing in my bud. Make this work for you in your favor. If I’m not smoking I just sit around my apartment playing video games in my underwear, twerking in my bedroom, shopping for random cute shit, going to the spa, exercise, etc. Like all that natural high relaxing kinda stuff. I don’t really wanna talk to people. Not my friends, not my family. I don’t wanna make you guys cum, I just wanna be alone. But when I’m lit I’m ready to party. I’m super social, spend more time with my friends and family, I work NF more. I complete more of your custom requests like I just get shit done that’s the kinda chief I am bitch ….. This is a worthwhile investment on your behalf.
Gogogogogogogogo. Triiiibuuuute noooow.
Ok so call me and write to me and tell me what you’ve been up to and what you’ve done while I was gone. Let’s have fun. Here’s a new pic 😉 Cum have a lick and a sniff …
So it’s 2 am and I’m sitting up at my computer smokin dis OG KUSH and listening to Spotify in my panties. I’m also on Niteflirt using dweebs for entertainment which has been giving me all the life I need and more. I seriously love being a humiliation mistress so much. Something about letting go and getting all my anger and frustration out on brain dead losers with money to spend lmao. It’s like paid therapy ..
Omg this old ass Britney Spears song just came on “I see you lookin at me like I got what you need” I love this shit. Ok you are not going to believe this but Britney was totes my role model as a kid. Seriously. I looked at her and I saw this sexy young princess with power. You dirty perverts were beating off your dirty dicks fantasizing about being the first to explore her sweet honey fields completely ignoring the old hag wives you have to lay beside every night. Notice the parallels? LOL! So seriously I’ve been this way since I was a kid. I craved power over men, and to be celebrated for being a woman. Put on a pedestal, have people from all around the world at my feet worshiping me and making me their princess. I wanted to be paid for being myself. No big surprise that towards the end of high school I stumbled into phone sex. Most girls worry about getting into the adult industry, getting outed, selling “sex” but really I didn’t give a fuck. I was in for the fun and in for the dough, and it was like love at first sight. You loved me and I loved you lol.
I was used to being a princess and getting my way with my parents, with my friends, with teachers and boys from school so it was a no brainer getting what I want from dweebs over the phone. I knew how to be dominant, but I learned a lot of domination fetishes from my early calls on Niteflirt and I tended to gravitate from there, specifically towards sissies and wimp losers. Or they to me lol. I guess you could say I really enjoy emasculating men. Cutting them down and making them feel worthless, like they aren’t men at all. It’s just amusing for me lol! So it’s not about me hating men. I love men. I love my dad, I love my brother, I love Chris Evans. I love men who are really men and have something to offer by existing in the world. It’s that I despise shit stains and my job is to let shit stains know they’re shit stains ….. lol get money bitch.
SO yeah I talked to Caitlin aka John today and that slut is as big of a dumb thirsty bimbo as ever. Like THAT bitch was getting her life on the phone with me lol hootin and hollerin*, spazzing out while she told me about getting his dick handed to him by his wife and a slew of angry black men lol. Like omg this ghetto gutterwhore. She is always gagging on some black dick or telling me about her new black daddy lmao. Even got the wife in on it messaging me, telling her point of view and kiking about the wimp lmao. It’s just funny!
Here’s a clip of me on the phone with the whore and she’s jizzing her panties after I gave her permission to deliver the world a message Rofl. What a brain dead pap smear, right? She so dumb lol.
If I get a break from calls I’m going to do recordings eventually this morning heh 😀 Bye.
The lame brain loser, Steven aka Stephanie crawled outta his little hole and back to my feet this week. This bitch is as gross as always begging to eat his cum loads in the most disgusting, degrading, horrific ways possible and who am I to say no to that? I can never turn away a dweeb willing to humiliate himself for my entertainment and my readers as well. Lol! So yeah this dirty sissy slut calls me and we stay on the phone for hours while he whines in his whiney, nasally loser voice and jerks off his tiny virgin dick as I rip him a new one telling him what a piece of shit he his and making fun of the fact that he has to pay hundreds of dollars just so a girl will talk on the phone with him. Once he cums in his garbage can of a mouth the fun doesn’t end there. He never just swallows it, the humiliation only intensifies and this time I got it on recording to publicly shame this ho and for you guys to join in on the fun. Check out the Garbage Pail Bitch in action …
So its raining out and I’m sitting up in my underwear smoking a blunt, listening to rap music and feeling like a bad bitch when I got the overwhelming urge to humiliate some impotent retards. High out of my mind I decided to make an mp3 kicked back at my desk going on a long, bratty, snobby, matter-of-fact rant humiliating you for being a digusting, disgraceful, short dick faggot. I even stop mid rant, light up my blunt and disrespectfully blow the smoke in your face then proceed to tell you how much I hate you and what a lame dick fag fuck you are. You get used, abused and degraded some more before I force you to jerk off while humiliating yourself and doing some faggy shit.
SPRING BREAK! I love Spring Break! Fuck yeah bitches! I’ve been having so much fun sleeping in and chillin with my girls this week. We’ve mainly been going tanning, shopping, having lunch together and stuff that’s not really all that exciting like previous years but OMG the weather fucking sucks here. We were planning to go to the lake this spring break and check the hot boys and muscle college coeds from all around the state but the weather is so shit. I wanted to go to the beach because some of my friend, Rachel’s friends were wanting to meet in Panama and of course I was like HELL YEAH!!! so we were planning on it .. but my friend Tiffany, who I was going to go with to meet up with Rachel was like noooooo because her boyfriend broke up with her last month and she all binged out and now she feels like she’s too fat. Uggh. She’s not fat I tried to tell her we would be the hottest bitches there .. she’s like a size 4 but she wouldn’t listen .. so whatever we stayed here and decided to lake it. Biiitch.
I dunno. So this week I’ve been talking to me my ex-boyfriend, Michael because he’s been calling me alot. He’s all like “Yo, mama, I miss you. You’re my princess and blah blah blah” I don’t even know. See I liked him and all at first because he’s like all gangsta alpha male and that all hella turned me on at first so I was like FUCK YEAH! I love bad boys and I liked his style like how I was his #1 chick and he was all “fuck off” to everybody else … but DEAR SWEET JESUS ASLEEP ON THE FUCKIN HAY the sex was hella fucking boring! He was the shit at licking my sweet pussy but when we fucked he only wanted it in missionary!!! FUCK MISSIONARY! I like it in doggy because I swear you can’t go wrong in doggy. The dick always hits my pussy just right especially if it’s big but he only wanted to do it sometimes. I couldn’t take that anymore and had to let him go. I’m not sure if I can make an exception because .. ugh no. I’ll be cheating on him like I did last time. He’d start fucking me and I had to call in my fuck buddy Matt to finish off the job. OMG Matt’s dick is so huge and he knows how to fuck. <3<3 Every girl should have a Matt.
Ok sooo I had a great Valentine’s Day. My date was a guy I know from my college named Brent. I know him from this semester because he sits behind me in Math and would always tell me how hot I am and try to get my attention. He’s totally my type, tall, lean with muscles, tanned, has money. He finally asked me out about two weeks ago and I decided of all the guys I was thinking about spending Valentine’s Day with I’d have the best time with him.
Anyway, when he picked me up he gave me a dozen of red roses, then we went to a concert to see a local rock band that he’s into play at this Sweethearts bash kinda thing. That was fun! I was so happy he’s 21 because he bought me a few Jello Shots and we sipped on a little beer .. I hate beer but whatever it’s a concert venue and they don’t have all of the fancy drinks I like 🙁 Anyway getting a little tipsy made everything better. After the show and after he took me for dinner we made out like HARDCORE in the back of his Eclipse. Let’s just say things got a little crazy. He all had my shirt up around my chest squeezing my perky tits and after awhile he worked his hand into my jeans, pushed my thong to the side and started rubbing my slippery, shaved teen pussy. OMG I was so turned on by him that it didn’t take long for me to let out a loud moan and cum all over his fingers. Which of course he licked after and turned me on like mad even more!
After that we continued to make out while I kept rubbing his cock and I’m not even lying when I say it is BIG! 8 inches, thick, perfectly straight .. just my type 🙂 I had run teasing him, licking the head of his dick or sucking it only like 3 seconds at a time driving him crazy. In the end he busted a hot nut 🙂 Mmm I love sexy, REAL men.
Salivate on that! I’ll be on Niteflirt tonight for hot phone sex and fetish domination. Give me a call!
I woke up this morning and before I got started on my routine I took a look in the mirror and realized just how blessed I really am to be so good looking naturally. I mean think about it … there are so many girls who spend so much time in the gym working out, they buy the most expensive clothes, put on tons of makeup .. they give all the effort just to try to be on my level.
What’s up, Dweebs? Enjoying your miserable little lives on a Friday night? Probably not.
My day nearly fucking sucked. I didn’t have class today so I stayed over my brothers house and watched my niece. She’s sooooo cute. I’m not really the babysitting type but I totally will for her because she looks like me and I know she’s going to be like my twin. But uggh when my brother was at work she was hella fuckin colic-y. I love the girl, but I hate crying babies it gives me a fuckin headache and it reminds me how I never want to have children until I’m like .. 40.
Newayz .. so my day nearly sucked cuz when my brother got home, my friend Tiffany was all like “Let’s go look for some shoes” cause she wanted some strappy ones to wear our tonight and OMG! On the way to meet her my rear tire practically exploded 🙁 Luckily this happened right down the street from a Tire shop so I made it there. When I went in there the guy managing it was pretty hot .. he was really skinny but his face looked good. I dunno super skinny guys are like a deal breaker, I like big muscle men. Depending on this guy’s wallet I may have fucked him though because he didn’t seem like a complete beta wimp dork. Anyway he was kinda annoying cause he kept asking me all these questions about cars like the engine size, tire types “OFMG do I look like some chick who studies car magazines or something? I don’t fucking know!”
Moving on .. I updated my site, changed around the look, and you assclowns had better love it. Click around and enjoy your miserable selves.
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I will be on Niteflirt for the remainder of the night since I’m back home with the ‘rents now. CALL ME!
I’m up bright and early because I slept all day to prepare to go out. Did some drinking, some partying and I even got fucked by this hot sexy guy I’ve been seeing name Brett. OMG his cock was so huge and he made me cum like 10x .. something you losers would never understand or ever be able to do!
*Yawn* I’m bored. Call me now and entertain me my little Cum Monkeys!
I love how all these husbands and boyfriends are coming out of the woodwork to worship and adore me as I humiliate their dumb, fat, ugly wives and girlfriends … LMAO.
Jason calls me everyday when his stinky wife is in the other room just so we can gossip about her. How she smells weird, how oily and zitty her face is, how she’s a lazy cunt who does nothing but sit infront of the TV every day stuffing her fat face as her ass gets wider and wider .. ewww. He giggles and I laugh my ass off as we talk about what a fucking Medusa she is.
I’ve come to realize that unless a man is dating or married to a top supermodel his wife is seriously a contrast from me as I have perfect skin, perfect hair, I look hella good, and have not an ounce of extra fat on my body.
A word to all sissies: I DON’T ACCEPT SECOND PLACE. That’s right. I don’t give a fuck if you’re running low on funds to support yourself, I don’t give a fuck if your skank wife is jealous. FUCK HER AND FUCK YOU because I don’t give a shit about either of you. I only care about hot sexy fine myself taking everything you own and nothing more LOL.
Some dumbass little cuckold bitch keeps messaging me on Yahoo wanting to talk about how pathetic he is, but of course I don’t give a fuck and end up ignoring him. Let’s face it .. you’re not good enough to get my time for free. You’re a rug, I’m royalty. Why would I waste any of my precious time thinking about how miserable you are when I could be thinking about how perfect I am?
Anyway, this little shit stain short dick then had the nerve to ask me “Princess, how much money would I have to pay you in order to serve you” LOLOLOL. Loser. No bank account in the world is large enough to make me happy. That’s just a fact.
I’m baaaaaaaack 😀 Miss me? OMG! I’ve been so crazy busy the past couple of weeks annnd I lost my phone line for a little while 🙁 I have so much to catch you guys up on but I guess I won’t go into too much detail because that would make a huge ass novel.
Newayz … I did the Speedating thing and it was fun! We had a great time but most of the guys were like boring, pervy dorks or had no money to spoil me and I was just like hell no. I ended up pairing with this guy named Tom who is really nice. He is 27, tall, blonde hair, wear glasses but still hella fuckin hot. We just hung out the rest of the night, we danced, partied and he bought me a few drinks. He was nice and exchanged numbers … I’ll probably see him again but I dunno.
Then that Sunday my friends thought it would be cool to go out to my friend, Grant’s lake house for the week. We mostly spent our time out in the lake in the boats, swimming, partying, drinking … the boys fished and bbq .. went shooting and stuff. Was pretty fun but it got old I missed the city 🙁
I did get laid. One day while every one else was asleep Grant and I couldn’t so we stayed up and watched some Troma movies and had some vodka, got drunk then we pretty much got really horny. We started kissing on the couch .. making out and he touched my pussy through my wet panties. I squeezed his hard cock through his pants and it was DO big and thick. Immediately I was like “OMG! Thank you LAWD!”
I was wearing a skirt and can you believe Grant just spread my legs, pushed my thong aside and started licking my pussy right then and there on the couch. He was reaaaaally good at it. It was hard for me not to moan loud and wake everybody up!!
So then afterwards we decided to go take a shower together and I sucked his dick while the water poured down on us. It was soooooo sexy. He was into it and moaning so loud, thrusting his wet cock deep into my mouth making it go down my throat. I love deepthroat 🙂 Especially on a real man with a huge cock. He ended up cumming so much but it tasted REALLY good so I swallowed every drop.
Then after that we ended up fucking late at night pretty much for the rest of the week. I had never fucked Grant before but his cock was so nice. He filled up my tight little young pussy real good and made me cum over and over 😀
College started. I didn’t really wanna take that many classes cause I’m not really interested in college right now. I have Comp 2, Art, and Dance class. My Comp 2 teacher is hot. I wanna fuck him. 🙂
Ehhh I dunno I’m starting to feel too “brunette” now. I started getting bored being blonde so I switched over but now I’m started to feel like I need highlights or something again. Eh I dunno. It’s probably just a brat phase. Kinda like the time when I was 6ish I went through a phase where I thought my parents where gonna die soon. Then when I was 16 I went through a phase where I thought I was gonna die soon. Strange times. Whatever, I do like this pic tho cuz I was lookin hella fuckin sexy. I had on my strapless brown and blue bikini underneath and I looked fuckin fabulous in it if I do say so myself .. and what! I was pretty fucked some margaritas at this point tho! It was when Danny and I were hanging out by the water getting wet, drunk .. got wild and had some crazy times like us college girls and boys do.
Hmm … I got my nails done today and they’re the BEST manicure and pedicure I’ve ever had done. She did such a good job, I’m going to this chick from now on. I would take pictures but my dad went out of town and took his camera with him sooo w/e.
Newayz .. ugh another day in college blah blah blah. Right now I don’t even know why I’m going because I don’t really care and my parents say I really don’t have to go if I don’t want but .. eh if I don’t I’ll get bored while all of my friends are away and what not. I love my parents <3 They treat me like such a Princess! Which I am of course.
Heeey ... remember that show “Meet the Barkers” from forever ago with Travis and Shanna? Foreal though when I get married I’m going to be just like Shanna..how she sleeps all day and doesn’t do shit and is just spoiled by her man. She's like a total trophy wife. Covered with diamonds, jewelry, goes shopping on his credit cards, stays up late to party and get drunk? FUCK YEAH! I mean ... that's how I am now but instead of being spoiled by a husband I’m spoiled by my parents … and my Niteflirt findom pay piggies :P.
I took some pics at the bbq last night. Ross is supposed to send them to me so I should have a few posted up tomorrow.
Ugggh I can’t believe college starts in 2 weeks! I’m not ready! It feels like summer just started like 2 days ago!!! WTF??!! 🙁
I’ve been partying soooo hard this summer. Drinking lotss .. hmmm .. smoking and other things 😉 I’ve been saying I’m gonna cut back on the alcohol cuz I gained like 10 lbs but whatevz I’m over it. I’ll just start running and doing like those Carmen Electra striptease cardio videos.
Also, I’ve been thinking of buying these new Asian diet pills that everybody is talking about .. like my friend Amanda is on them and she is so fucking tight and skinny now I’m like WTF??!!! I’m gonna go buy some! They’re fucking expensive though! $60 for about 100 somethings pills and I have to take 4 day. Shit, when it’s all done it had better make me have a body like Megan Fox, just saying! God I’d be perfect, and what?
Newayz … my weekend was good! Friday went out with some friends from high school ..it was soo good to see them..drank…ya know
Saturday went to went to a concert for some local band Amanda knows! it was awesome but short because we got there super late and were beer bonging in the parking lot..it was actually my first time doing it and i loved it!!!! it tastes so good once it hits your lips!!! Mmm♥ Yeah we were pretty drunk ..
Today I went over Ross’ house with some of my girls and we had a bbq party …it was cool 🙂 We had ribs, chicken, burgers, hot dogs … potato salad, baked beans, beer, pop, ice cream sundaes .. mmm sooo soo good. Ross and Danny did the cooking and they were actually really good!
Danny is one of Ross’ friends and I think he’s soooooooooo hot. I was all about him tonight!! 🙂 He’s 25 and has $$$$$$$ MONEY!!! Hahaha! I know he could spoil me and make me his princess. And he’s really awesome and funny! He had his arm around me all night while we were chilling around the pool in our swimsuits and bikinis and Dj and Sam played guitars and sung for all of us.
Danny drove me home and we got a little naughty and made out heavy in his car 🙂 It was hot and so was my pussy! Bwahahaha Yeaaah my panties were all wet I’m not even gonna lie.
NEWAYZ, I’ll be on Niteflirt tonight!!! Call me let’s talk