I’m over my brother’s house right now smoking weed and about to watch the Walking Dead. I don’t even know why I bother cuz this shit show is so lame now. TBH it was over when they killed my boo Shane!!! Shane had the right ideas, and he had that whole intimidating asshole alpha male thing that’s sexy as hell (and that boddddyyyy!!!!) Really I need Shane to come back from the dead and gimme dat angry bad boy zombie dick then let me watch while he eats that weak beta bitch Rick.
So I did manage to do some Black Friday shopping and got my new office chair, some clothes from Nordstrom and I picked up a bunch of skin care shit and makeup from Clinique. I got their chubby stick lip balm for free a few months ago in red and I’m totally inlove with it especially for winter. The colors stay nicely and it’s soo moisturizing. I have to have one in every color eventually, but today I just got a couple of the pinks.
I slayed a bit on Niteflirt over the holiday weekend as soo many losers, sissy sluts, cum eaters and more kept me entertained with their bullshit and shenanigans. I felt like I was holding my own “Black” Friday cuz so many of you cum dumps came to me with your obsessions with big black dick lol. You dirty sluts really get off on telling about how much you love sucking it and getting fucked by it and how even the sight of a black guy turns you into desperate thirsty skank.
Like ok … I talked to this desperate horny big black dick slave named Mark earlier and he was dripping his panties over his love of BBC and constant craving to suck black dick and swallow the cum. As I talked to him I realized that he seemed to have a steady flow of black cock coming in so I asked him how he meets the guys and this fucking slut whore got all shy and tried to play it off like “Oh they’re just like friends and stuff” but I knew this punk bitch wasn’t a damn wigger, maybe a hoodrat but I wanted him to admit to that. So I pressed him again after his pathetic little dick got close to going drip drip and this fuckin butt fucked bimbo finally admitted to me that how he finds his regular fill of black is by going out and offering money to black HOMELESS dudes if they’ll let him suck their cocks! LMAAAAAOOOO!!!! I couldn’t believe it. This cockpipe is so fuckin thirsty and grubby to gobble some BBC that he will let some crusty smelly unwashed homeless BBC in his mouth just because it’s black!!! OMG I diiiiiiiiied laughing. I swear I did. I died, I went to heaven, then I came back to tell you snot noses the tale (and to smoke weed with my brother)
I love phone sex and being a femdom sooo damn much. It’s amazing.
K I’m gonna watch Walking Dead now. Carol better not die.