I don’t know how Monique manages to top himself time and time again in the derp weirdo category but OMG this time he managed to freaking AGAIN!!!!! He called me up to tell me his mother had busted him wearing her clothes, stretching them out and sashaying around in them feeling like a sissy cougar, leaving cum stains all over the place and needless to say she fucking flipped. For some reason this flipped a switch in Monique and he decided he must go to Walmart and buy his own pantyhose, underwear, and other female clothing .. but get this the weirdo was in the underwear department for the womens but got called feet when he saw there were associates working there in the fitting rooms. He didn’t want anyone to see him and think he was strange so he decided to go to the little girls section like wtf? how is that any less strange? who does he not stick out even more? yeah i dont know know, Monique is a fucking idiot. His brain doesn’t work because he’s nearly as braindead as Caitlyn. So he decides to pick out a bunch of pantyhose meant for preteens and squeeze his grown man body and tiny sissy stick into them because he thinks they feel so sensual and sexy lol. He loves it so much that he went back to Walmart and bought even more pairs like wtfff???!!! Check out the pics yooo
OMG you guys, Sissy Monique just called me with the most terrible news! First of all this bitch has the audacity to call me on my $2.99 line, instead of her designated line of $5.99, and being in a good mood I didn’t imemdiately hang up on her dirt bag ass, instead I asked Monique wtf was the big idea. In her nasally, faggot sounding voice she mumbled to me “I lost my job”. WTF how are you doing to lose your fucking job when that is the only thing you have going for you besides sitting at home in your moms basement wearing her clothes that you stole, stroking your sissy stick and dreaming of shoving my black leahter high heels up your stink sissy asshole. This bitch says that he lost his job for that very reason, he spent too much time dressing up, and jerking off and he says hes broke now with no money to afford to even live because he’s wiped out his accounts to give all of his money to me lol! TBH this is unacceptable, this dork bitch needs to take out a fucking loan cuz I’m no fucking charity case, he’s the most idiotic, pathetic, disgusting pervert loser sissy I have ever spoken to and there is no way I’m talking to him on a discount. Fuuuccck that. $5.99 or bust bitch, and I need more money for the shoes or else I’m going to auction them off to one of the other sissies out here reading my blog. This bogger wants 3 pairs of panties, 12 pantyhose and a pair of high heels for the price of $2000. Desperate to not let any other Sissy take the merch, he promises to beg his mom for the money tomorrow lol! We will see what happens with this loser.
In the mean time .. all you sissies here are the shoes, take a look and make me a bid!
Hey, dirtbags! I’m sitting on the phone with Sissy Monique right now bored out of my fucking mind talking to this lame retarded fuck. Every day he increasingly becomes more obsessed with my shoes. He cannot wait to get his grubby little hands on them to finally know what its like to have a life mate since clearly no human would ever want anything to do with his 38 yo virgin ass .. not female nor male. The shoes are a bit afraid to as well, but like a mail order bride, off they must go!
Here is a compilation of love letters they have written to Monique so far …
He tells me repeatedly how much he loves my shoes and will treat them right. He also wants to pay for 4 pairs of pantyhose and stockins so that he has plenty to jerk off in while he fucks my shoes. Clearly he is a horny perv nd as soon as they arrive he will fuck them 3-5x a day like the lame loser that he is. He always whines and begs that I don’t post this information on my blog, but lets be real here all you fucking freakazoids are attention whores who get off to being laughed at and all of us normal human beings love the entertainment and laughing at you! lmao.